Notes from a cluttered mind

Episode 16: A new beginning

1. Justin Trudeau stepping down as Canada’s Prime Minister can mean only one thing: he’s angling for the Cuban presidency. Heritage! Blood and soil!

   

   We’ll see if Canada takes the next step necessary and elects an adult — Pierre Poilievre would do nicely, I should think — who has the will and the mandate to undo some of the massive damage to liberty Trudeau and the liberals have done over the past decade, leaving Canada a sad, cold, sticky moose haven. America’s hat should be festive and interesting, not dour, unoriginal, apologetic, and worn so far left that it’s practically an ungainly earmuff. Come on, Canucks: stick a feather in that thing and call it macaroni! For freedom!

2. London’s Metropolitan Police Chief Mark Rowley has said he will extradite and arrest US citizens over social media posts if those posts violate British rules governing online political speech. Rowley, whom elsewhere I’v noted is a twisted old tea-slurping fruit who may or may not fancy a semi-hard Paki parking a train in his underground station, is cordially invited to go fuck himself. Sideways. With a basket of fish and chips.

   Good luck to the old boy! Maybe someone should let him know, though, that the last time the British tried arresting us in the States, their King lost half a continent. And that was before Samuel Colt made every last one of us capable of dirt planting them. So there’s that.